Tom Barlow

How to Avoid Those Awkward Moments

Never tell your lover about your STD 
before putting on your shoes / never 
give the finger to the tailgater who 
follows you home only to pull into 
 
the drive next door / never tell your 
sergeant you lusted for him before 
your discharge papers are in your hand / 
never threaten to punch out your 
 
mechanic over the bill until you 
make sure the car starts and he didn't 
box Golden Gloves / never call your 
mother a ballbreaker and slam 
 
the door as you leave before confirming 
the Uber driver is in the driveway / 
never read your BFF the CNF you wrote 
based on her troubles with romance 
 
while she is driving you to the airport 
for a flight that will be cancelled / 
never confess to your moribund father 
you were the one who stole and wrecked 
 
his T-Bird just before his miraculous 
recovery / never share your poems 
with a new girlfriend if all your poems 
are about failed relationships 
 
and how you burn for revenge / 
and finally, never outlast your audience.


Tom Barlow is a widely-published Ohio author of poetry and fiction. He writes because conversation requires a great deal of give and take and he's always considered himself more of a giver. See more at tombarlowauthor.com.